Note to self. Never hire a hot nanny.

In case you forgot this tip, hiring a hot nanny is probably not a good idea. Especially if you are married to a hot actor.

I don’t follow Hollywood gossip at all but while shopping for toilet paper and cat food, I couldn’t escape the supermarket tabloids with the huge front pages screaming the news that Ben and Jennifer are splitting. It’s sad to hear that another family has to go through the heartbreak and upheaval that divorce can bring. Supposedly the reason for the divorce? He’s been having a fling with their hot nanny.

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Now, I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but who the hell hires a nanny that looks like that? Didn’t anyone pay attention during the too-numerous-to-count Nanny scandals?

I didn’t even have to Google it and came up with a few accounts of transgressions with the help.  Let’s just remember Nanny scandals from years past:

 Arnold Schwartzenegger

Arnold Schwartzenegger

 

Jude Law

Jude Law

Ethan Hawke

Ethan Hawke

 

And now supposedly Gwen Stefani’s husband Gavin Rossdale.

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I don’t know about you, but this is the nanny I’d hire.

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She’s my kind of smokin’ hot.

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She makes tea. She bakes. Plus she has five o’clock shadow, which might help some husbands stay off the Nanny. I’m not blaming the wives for these men’s transgressions. I’m not saying it’s their fault for hiring an attractive woman-AT ALL.

Here’s my criteria. It’s very simple.

I’d never hire a hot nanny who looks better in a bikini than I do. Or any woman who has a six pack (that rule doesn’t include anyone who brings a six pack to my house, that’s always welcome). 

That might not make prevent a nanny mishap, but it might increase my odds. 

What about you? Would you hire a really attractive nanny to care for your kids?

 

Comments

  1. says

    I don’t think we should blame the nanny’s good looks. If the guy is the kind of jackass loser who would cheat on his wife/partner anyway, it’s only a matter of time. These poor women are simply convenient. They are hired to look after the well being of the children – don’t some of us call our men big kids? Lol.

  2. says

    I don’t think it mattered because Arnold s nanny wasn’t all that lol. My trust lies with my husband (when I get one) if he can deal with loosing his life he made with me and the kids we have for some nanny then…its time to revlaute some things.

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