Most depressing break up songs ever. I’m in the middle of a divorce so I don’t need any help feeling down, thank you very much. Depressing songs about loss and breakups? Nope. I don’t need help finding a reason to cry. You gotta be careful when you’re in a divorce or break up, so these are the songs I’ve sworn […]
How to find your inner B*tch and be a total divorce bad ass.
Best Divorce Advice Ever. Find your inner B*tch. I’m nice. I can’t help it. I’m kind, sweet. I avoid arguments. Most days, being nice is a good way to live your life. Except the day you begin divorce proceedings. During a divorce, I have learned that nice gets your nowhere fast. Nice gets you a big ol’ dish of […]
Divorcing? Be brave enough to be an idiot.
Divorcing? Be brave enough to be an idiot. My twenty year old self is cringing right now. I am wearing a really stupid purple and pink hat. People are probably staring. They might be wondering what the hell I’m doing. I’ll tell you what I’m doing. I’m being brave enough to look like an idiot. Remember when you were in […]
People you need to steer clear of during your divorce.
Divorcing? Watch out for these Drips, Drains and Downers. I hate to say this, but sometimes you have to protect yourself from the people around you. Even those you call friends. And the way to do that is to limit the time you spend with them. Mean? Maybe. Self preservation? Most definitely. Do these people seem familiar? The Drains: These […]
Divorce 101: Why Fridays Suck When You’re Separated
Divorce 101: Why Fridays Suck When You’re Separated. Here’s a little Separation and Divorce 101 info you might want to know. When you are divorced, Fridays are the suckiest day of the week by far. I know, everyone loves to hate Mondays. Back to work, back to school, and all that stuff. But since I’m separated, I’ve come to truly […]
I’m a Divorcee? But what do you call a man who’s divorced?
What should we call a divorced man? Women get a strange name-Divorcee, but what do we call men who are divorced? I know this sounds like a joke that needs a good punchline, but I’m serious. Women are called divorcee, but what do you call a man who is divorced? We have a title for women who are divorced. A […]
Divorce Is Like A Bikini Wax. Let it Rip.
I had an important realization about my divorce recently. I was naked from the waist down and waiting for a woman with a hot stick to singe my nether regions with melted wax when it hit me, divorce and a bikini wax are way too much alike. Both experiences are a) embarrassing, b) expensive and c) very painful. In both processes […]
Hey divorced loser, should you go to your high school reunion?
Hey divorced loser, should you go to your high school reunion? In the airport, just back from my high school reunion. At first, I was too afraid to attend. What kind of judgement would I find? I envisioned everyone else’s perfect life and how much crappier mine looked in comparison. Do I dare go back home when my life was […]